`a ticket to the next presidential love elections'

one person in the world perhaps - ok, maybe three - know what this refers to. stepping off of the F train to transfer to the G on your regular car, to hear a querulous `s...is that you?'

and then: `you LIVE here? you antisocial bitch.'

nyc is so very, very small.

and why do i always get busted in the biggest cities in the world?